pasta expands and spinach shrinks. if we could have them mate we may be able to creayte a food which does not change at all when cooked

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“no homo”? why the hell not???

thelouisfanclub:
“ supernikoe:
“ we took a field trip to the art museum today and this guy looks just like me when somebody barges into my room while im drawing
”
busted for drawing nipples
”

we took a field trip to the art museum today and this guy looks just like me when somebody barges into my room while im drawing

busted for drawing nipples

draconym:
“ mizrastarklokidottir:
“ draconym:
“ gallusrostromegalus:
“ draconym:
“ A mermaid is just the lindworm of the sea.
Lindwormaid.
”
Ok but:
Dragon > Lindowrm > Mermaid > Dolophins > Narwhals > Unicorns
There is an overlap in the venn diagram...

A mermaid is just the lindworm of the sea.

Lindwormaid.

Ok but:

Dragon > Lindowrm > Mermaid > Dolophins > Narwhals > Unicorns

There is an overlap in the venn diagram of Dragons and Unicorns and it is occupied by Mermaids.

Wait are you saying mermaids belong in the middle of this Venn diagram? That mermaids are part unicorn?

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mizrastarklokidottir

Well, mermaids traditionally lure men to the sea to drown them. And unicorns only like virgins, right? Could track.

Okay I think I get what you all are saying now

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Welcome to the Ouran Host Club, MaySketchaDay

monelyslave-noscopekween600thou

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”

maidofsalt

boys will be boys.

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